How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Do they nip at your hand when you try to rub their belly, squirm to get out of your arms when you hold them like a baby, or seem resentful when you dress them in adorable outfits? Think about how many homes on your block alone might have unsecured weapons your cat could get their paws on.

But until your cat has practiced in the controlled setting of a reputable and licensed firing range, you cannot assume that they have the skills necessary to operate the gun safely.

after reading this book I have talked to my cat about gun safety and can now be sure that no matter what threat he comes across he will always be well and prepared to safely discharge any kind of firearm. However, if your cat is going to use a firearm for hunting, it is important to make sure that they are properly licensed, that they do not fire the gun within five hundred feet of a residential neighborhood, and that they understand the importance of wearing a highly visible orange hunting vest. The quality definitely range, and while the politics are over the top, the chapters that dwell less on the politics are the stronger chapters.

It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! I guess in case the CNN satellites that are definitely targeting him decide to count the number of hate crimes in his web history, idk.It might have been best as just the first pamphlet alone, but that would have made for a very short book. How could I know that the sections titled “Who are the enemies who seek to undermine my cat’s faith in Creationism” and “Are there any types of guns that are inappropriate for my cat to use? If your pet were to come into contact with a gun without the proper training, it could be a catastrophe! For example, in the section on online safety, the author observes that “Not having antivirus software on your computer is as reckless as not owning a machine gun to protect your home against burglars or jihadists. Even though he knows I hate it, He licked my face scraping the tears off my cheek with his disgusting smelly tongue.

and maybe that's a better way to appreciate them, instead of reading them all back-to-back like this, because, like dave foley, BOY, did it get old fast.

You wouldn’t want to succumb to the peer pressure of Judging books by their covers and you sure as heck don’t want your tiny little kitty too either.