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I had just spoken to an associate concerning the parting gift (a milk chocolate penis) we had sent to "Marty" last week, and how the tracking said it was delivered yet we had heard nothing. The decorative dark design with gold leaf type will be enough to convey something truly wonderful is hidden inside. A panic ensues, my associate and I quickly grab the attention of our head IT professional and tell him to remove that phallic cocoa monstrosity from the announcement channel immediately before HR comes unhinged.

We use edible colours and lustre dusts that are used all over the world for food use, safe to eat and especially designed to use with chocolate. The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard. It confirms the authentic character of their activity, the manual aspect of the work and the craft know-how. These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. When "Marty" left it was decided by management that he could remain in the instant messenger because of his tenure and how much we all enjoyed him - this was about to backfire tremendously.Sent every Thursday and featuring a selection of the best reader comments and most talked-about stories. United Indecent Pleasures is a top brand of hedonistic products that have been designed to unite several pleasures, with the purpose of multiplying the sensorial experiences of those who dare try them. Handmade with cocoa from Grenada, our sublime cocks are individually handcrafted using a technique that results in a solid enough consistency to allow the product to be transported, whilst not compromising the subtlety and finesse required to enjoy an erotic experience – a delicacy worthy of the gods.

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Please always read the labels, warnings, and directions provided with the product before using or consuming a product. But it was too late, and later that day we received a sternly worded memo about workplace conduct, and our dearest "Marty" was permanently removed and banned from the company instant messenger. As we've just crested the noon hour on this average Monday, we get a notification in the "announcements" channel - which notifies every member of the organization.

the moral of the story here, dearest reader, is to purchase one, if not many, many chocolate penises and pepper every living soul with them, and maybe.Thanks to our own moulds and the range of our offer, we are one of the largest manufacturers of original chocolate gifts with the widest selection, not only on the European market. Chocolat Factory uses cocoa cultivated on a number of plantations where fair trade and education for children are promoted. At The Belgian Chocolate Makers, our handmade and honest chocolate is produced by our chocolate maker, Elisabetta Passafaro. Handmade in California, this intricately crafted chocolate weighs almost 1/2 a pound and features incredible detail that will leave the recipient both confused and laughing.