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Sam Tyler: Tung oil? Is that used on engines? I thought it was for wood. Gene Hunt: Wood? Sam Tyler: Yeah, it's a lacquer. For tables, floors. Gene Hunt: Or a wooden gym floor? Sam Tyler: Didn't Lamb's statement say he was cleaning gym equipment as Charley was leaving that night? 'I just wanted them to stop screaming' he kept saying that, Lamb about his family being kidnapped. 'I just wanted them to stop screaming.' [A young girl passes by, ringing the bicycle bell. Simon Lamb stares at her, while Gene and Sam looks at his reaction. Simon pauses for a moment than turns around. Gene and Sam walk over to Simon Lamb, holding their badges out.] Gene Hunt Mr Lamb? Just a moment sir. A Deadly Drug [2.6] [ edit ] Chris Skelton: I wonder what killed him? . Gene Hunt: That would be the bloody enormous hole in his chest where the bullet went in! Gene is looking at a poster for The Good, The Bad And The Ugly] Sam Tyler: Which one are you? Gene Hunt: All three. Gene Hunt: Detective Sergeant Ray Carling, you are hereby stripped of your rank and demoted to Detective Constable. From now on, your main responsibilities will be maintenance of CID stationery cupboard. You will account for every pen, pencil and paper clip in this office. Ray Carling: Oh, come on, guv... Gene Hunt:You will only participate in other investigations at my discretion. Half your wages for the next twelve months, including any overtime, will be deducted by me and given directly to the Police Benevolent Fund. You are also barred from the Railway Arms until I decide otherwise. You so much as belch out of line and I'll have your scrotum on a barbed-wire plate.

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