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Following his visit to Red Dwarf, Ace extended his adventures through the multi-verse and meeting many alternative versions of himself. When he finally became unable to carry on ("Stoke Me a Clipper"-S7,E2), he passed his legacy on to another version of himself, who became a new Ace. In turn, when it was the new Ace's time, he passed the torch on. As each Ace died, their light bees were sent in orbit in small yellow 'coffins' around an unknown planet, and by the time Red Dwarf's Rimmer took on the mantle in Stoke Me a Clipper, the billions of Ace Rimmers who came before him had formed a golden ring similar to Saturn's (and resembling the logo of the TV series). According to the original script of The End, McIntyre was killed by a minor radiation leak from the drive plate that Rimmer failed to repair. Naylor, Doug (writer/director) (16 November 2017). " Skipper". Red Dwarf. Series XII. Episode 6. Dave. I believe in embracing our mistakes and embarrassments, we create space for growth, empathy, and connection. In this spirit I’m sharing my own mistakes and lessons I've learned. I hope you find them entertaining. If it inspires you to tell stories about your own career stumbles and what you learned from them, please share, and feel free to embrace the farce. Ace was offered the chance to pilot a brand-new spacecraft, one that can cross dimensions - leading to him meeting the Red Dwarf crew. Rimmer was instantly bitter that Ace was everything he dreamed of becoming himself. Ace had hoped that Rimmer was like him, but later regarded him as a "weasly maggot". In contrast, Ace and Lister became firm friends, prompting a lot of snide remarks from Rimmer about their 'relationship.'

Olaf Petersen is played by Mark Williams [9] in the television series. He is a Danish catering officer on the Red Dwarf mining vessel. However there is always the upside, my family laughing and joking about my Dad being a secret agent like 007 or the presents we get, just recently Mum got a real Kangaroo fur bag, I got an Australian hat, and my brother got some Kangaroo jerky, which is apparently tasty. And the upside for Dad is, he has traveled the world, he’s in america for two weeks and he’s travelling around so much, he’s also met the worlds tallest man, who unfortunately was only half a tall man on the picture my Dad has, as my Dad is quite a short-ass!Ace is described in the Red Dwarf script book Primordial Soup as being "devilishly handsome, blond-haired" and "Tom Cruise, James Bond and Flash Gordon all rolled into one". Duane appears to possess a great deal of self hatred as he is aware of his differences and often states that he hates Duane Dibbley. According to the DVD commentaries, the original Ace Rimmer blond wig, which according to Barrie was very comfortable, was stolen and every subsequent Ace Rimmer appearance was done using an inferior wig that was brown. A minute or so passed before I noticed the foul aroma of smoked fish emanating from the microwave. Realising my mistake too late I opened the microwave door. I rushed to try to open the small window behind me, but it was painted shut. As I pondered what to do, I heard the bell outside and could see the infant classes lining up at the end of their lunch break. In no time at all I could hear throngs of kids heading indoors and that’s when the commotion started: 'What's that smell?' 'Ah, that stinks' 'That's disgusting,'.

According to " Thanks for the Memory", Yvonne McGruder was the ship's female boxing champion, and the only woman Rimmer ever had sex with while he was alive. She is mentioned in a number of episodes, but her only on-screen appearance is inside a simulation in " Better Than Life", where she is played by Judy Hawkins. As shown in the episode " Stoke Me a Clipper", billions of Ace Rimmers have existed in the multiverse, having taken up the mantle owned by the first Ace, with many being holograms. It is shown that after they die their light bees, or remains, are sent through a wormhole to a universe to surround a planet.

In " Future Echoes" (1988), Rimmer implies that his father had committed suicide when he mentions that he had given advice about how you can cope with anything with a short haircut "just before that rather unfortunate suicide business". [14] However, according to a letter from Rimmer's mum " Better Than Life" (1988), Rimmer's dad had died peacefully in his sleep, and Rimmer appeared to have been unaware of this prior to the fact. In "Better Than Life", Rimmer mentions that his father was unsuccessful in his attempts to join the Space Corps and consequently became obsessed with ensuring his sons would (he stretched them on a traction machine to make them tall enough and withheld dinner unless they could answer questions on astronavigation correctly). He admits to Lister that he loathed the man and his dearest wish is to one day hear his father say that he is proud of Rimmer. He is portrayed in the episode by John Abineri, when, while playing the Better Than Life game, Rimmer encounters a simulation of his father who still doesn't show any pride in his son, instead calling Rimmer a smeghead, to which the Cat claims is his fantasy in the game. [15] The line "He stinks and I don't like him" was spoken by comedian Jim Norton in the 2002 film Spider-Man. It became a regular sound drop on the radio program Opie and Anthony, where Norton was third mic.

Hudzen-10 appeared only in the Series III episode " The Last Day" (S3,E6), and was portrayed by Gordon Kennedy. A replacement for Kryten, Hudzen-10 followed Red Dwarf for many years, eventually being driven insane. After the Red Dwarf crew told him to leave the ship, he deemed them all to be members of non-human species (bar Lister, whom he designated 'What the Hell!', concluding that he was 'Barely Human'), and attempted to kill them all. He was only stopped when Kryten told him that 'Silicon Heaven' did not exist, forcing him into an existential dilemma. The downside, we miss him, so much so that even the cat has taken to sleeping all the time Dad isn’t here and everything seems so boring without having our own Forrest Gump around.Kryten referred to a skutter by the name Bob in the episode " The Last Day" (S3,E6). Series VIII also featured a skutter named Bob along with his "wife" Madge. The skutters are fans of John Wayne, having their broom cupboard filled with Western props and pin-ups of Wayne, and are members of the John Wayne Fan Club. [3] As per a typical evening, he shouted up to me that my dinner was ready, and I headed downstairs. It was already on the table, kedgeree. Not really my choice of dinner, but I was just happy to be fed. It was delicious, it was smoky and there was plenty of it. Perfect, I thought, I could have it for my lunch the next day. I spooned a healthy portion into some Tupperware and put in the fridge.

When my Mum isn’t doing anything on a night and Dad isn’t here, I feel obliged to stay in and keep her from her loneliness, I know my friends get annoyed, but my Mum is my best friend, the one person I could trust with anything, and have the best laugh with, I just can’t face seeing her without one of us around, it will be worse when both my brother and I are at Uni and no longer living at home, what will my Mum do? What will I do when Dad isn’t here? The skutters are unusually capable of sex, as in the episode Parallel Universe, a "male" Skutter and its "female" equivalent from the parallel universe are seen with "children". [4] Refers to the Trans-Europ Express, an international passenger railway company that served west and central Europe from 1957 to 1995.Arnold "Ace" Rimmer is an alter-ego of Arnold Rimmer, also played by Chris Barrie. Ace first appears in the episode Dimension Jump (S4,E5) and is the antithesis of Rimmer. He is modest despite being a popular, knowledgeable, charming, daredevil hero. He comes from a seemingly perfect universe, in which Rimmer and Lister lived happy, successful lives and were good friends. The Cat Priest was, until The Promised Land, the only member of the species Felis sapiens seen on the television show Red Dwarf apart from The Cat. He was played by Noel Coleman. The Cat Priest was blind. He was the Cat's teacher and guardian after his parents died, but Cat was never really interested and preferred to go off investigating. The Cat Priest was once a devout follower of the Cat religion, but over time as the Cat race fled Red Dwarf and those who stayed aboard died he lost his faith ("Waiting for God"-S1,E4). They ejected Ace's Light Bee coffin and Starbug followed it on its planned course through a Wormhole. Ace had told Rimmer to follow it, as what he would find there would convince him to also become Ace. The skutters are motorized service and maintenance robots that stand at around 2 feet (61cm) tall, appearing as motorized boxes with a single limb each, ending in a three-clawed hand with an electronic eye. They perform menial tasks around the ship, such as sweeping the cinema floors after a movie, or painting the corridor walls. The skutters are unable to speak (except with bleeping noises), but can usually make their feelings clear. Their hands are particularly well designed for giving " flipping the bird" (a.k.a. "up yours") gestures with one or two digits, most often to Rimmer. Their behavior is rather more human-like than might be expected for such crudely designed robots; they play cowboys-and-Indians, enjoy watching films, are highly emotional and appear to be somewhat unstable and malfunctional, presumably as a result of 3 million years of continuous operation.