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Especially this one gentleman from Scotland, who has come along with his female friend – I catch both of them in a swingers situation later that evening. By 1am, the bar area is empty, as everyone is having sex on or around the two beds. I stare transfixed at people, fully aware of how surreal the sight of all these writhing limbs is. The smell is no less memorable. It’s a mixed bag, but it’s a much younger crowd than I’d anticipated and most of them are fairly attractive. Jessica, 26, and her boyfriend David, 29, are from Ipswich and he works away in the Army. “He lets me s**g whoever I want when he’s away,” she reveals. Meanwhile in the two prison cells, one of which has a sex swing, two couples are having sex as the whole room watches.

The most incredible thing is just how attractive and wealthy everyone seems. There’s not a soul in the place over 40 and there are some genuinely stunning women. I was so passionate about continuing this journey and delivering the mandate set by the board, and I am enormously sad that this opportunity has today been taken away from me." There’s so much sex around us, I can feel myself becoming weirdly immune to it. Needing some air, we head for the smoking area in an outdoor courtyard. We soon get talking to two English couples who live in Germany and regularly swap partners. Around 2am, I find myself on a sofa with Cassandra on the top floor, discussing the evening’s events with the club’s manager. On the sofa next to us, two ladies have switched partners and are giving the men blowjobs.Inside KitKatClub Berlin: Brit who had sex with stranger reveals what happens in Europe's raunchiest nightclub It added: “Once again we’re really sorry, and understand this was deeply frustrating for many of our customers. We’ll continue to work behind the scenes to ensure a full recovery.” Excuse me,” he says and kneels down to join the two females. We watch as he makes their duo into a threesome. A group of other people watch intently, as if it’s the most normal thing in the world.

But this is not in some seedy bar in Bangkok. This is Fever – a swanky London swingers party for non-fat, non-ugly couples and hot single women under 40. Ms Doyle, a former managing director of telecoms firm TalkTalk, also claimed she had been the victim of "unfair treatment" by the broadcaster. The two huge beds in front of me are covered in horny bodies rolling around and the sounds of orgasms echo through the room like a dodgy German porn film, drowning out the DJ’s tunes. Whether this is the official way of doing things, I couldn’t tell you, but I had three men extend their hand to me that evening as a gesture that I was welcome to join him and his partner. Andy Mulcahy, at the online retail trade group IMRG, said sales were down by almost 7% on Wednesday on the equivalent day a year ago, after a 2% fall on Tuesday and flat sales on Monday.

Oddly, the former is far more respectful, even if you should find yourself in bed with multiple people in one night. You’re highly encouraged to find out for yourself, although I’d recommend bringing a plus one if it’s your first time. We used to go on holiday to a French resort called Cap D’Agde, where things like this would often happen on the nudist beach because everyone was naked. I was only a kid, but still…”

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