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The more you eat, the more you toot” at one point in your life, and there may be something to that sing-songy refrain. Canadian Parliament once argued about the appropriateness of using the word fart on the chamber floor. Just as it’s considered rude to pass gas in public, the word fart itself has long been considered a vulgarism, making it impolite to talk about bottom burps in certain company.

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Which means that while your farts may not register a blip on your own smell detector, the same can’t necessarily be said for those within the odor’s vicinity. Speaking of beans: You may have uttered that lasting legume-based poem, “Beans, beans, the musical fruit. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink. That becomes dangerous if the air finds its way into the fish’s intestines, which makes it difficult for the fish to swim.

In 2014, a French inventor named Christian Poincheval claimed he could turn your flatus from sour to sweet with a pill that will make your gas smell like chocolate. When Gerald Ford, the 38th President of the United States, would let one rip, he’s said to have regularly blamed it on one of his Secret Service agents, very loudly saying things like “Jesus, was that you? If you’re lucky, it will do so quietly and over an extended period of time to give you the best chance of not being suspected as the one who dealt it. Case studies—including a 2013 paper in the Archives of Sexual Behavior—have been written about individuals who are aroused by flatulence, a proclivity known as “eproctophilia.

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The Sumerian quip is delivered as follows: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap. They determined that the volume of the average fart—regardless of gender, body size, or time of day—was between 33 and 125 ml, with a median of 90 ml, or about 3 fluid ounces . Hingst claimed that between May 2008 and April 2009, Short would regularly amuse himself by coming into Short’s windowless office, at which point he would “lift his bum and fart.

James Joyce’s Ulysses is another classic that didn’t shy away from fart talk, but Joyce himself took it one step further. Believe it or not, there’s a possible downside to burping out the wrong end with no pants on: getting someone sick . If it doesn’t fart to remove the air, it’s likely to die—either from being attacked by a predator when it floats to the top of the water, or because the gas bubbles rupture its intestines.

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He adopted the stage name Le Pétomane—which combined the French word for “to fart,” péter, with the suffix -mane, for "maniac"—and wowed the crowds with his talent for passing wind at will. The first known use of the word occurred in 1651 and is simply defined as “gas generated in the stomach or bowels. If you’re a human being who breathes, you’re a human being who breaks wind—gas is essentially the byproduct of the air you swallow mixing with the (generally healthy) bacteria and other organic compounds in your large intestine, then finding its way out of your body via your rear-end. Please note: a signature is required for most deliveries so please choose an address where someone is in. In 1982, a pair of scientists at Georgia State University published a case study in the Journal of Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry about a 33-year-old respiratory therapist who could not rid her mind of obsessive thoughts about roaring from the rear.

Plus, there’s some evidence that all that shower steam can actually enhance your sense of smell—which all adds up to one seriously potent bun-shaker. But if you’re not so lucky, holding in a stinker could force it to come tumbling out louder than it would have in the first place.

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